Saturday, March 03, 2007

Top 10 Rejected Barium Slogans

10. New and improved paste flavor!

9. Barium: it's like spackling for your innards.

8. Something that looks this bad must taste good.

7. Barium: Miles from ordinary.

6. Fear of a white planet (Bonus points if you know the reference...without Google).

5. You might want to drink some water when you're done. No, really. Like, a lot of water.

4. Barium: The other white meat.

3. Atkins-friendly!

2. Approved by Balco Laboratories.

1. Sure, it looks like crap, but it tastes like crap too!