10. New and improved paste flavor!
9. Barium: it's like spackling for your innards.
8. Something that looks this bad must taste good.
7. Barium: Miles from ordinary.
6. Fear of a white planet (Bonus points if you know the reference...without Google).
5. You might want to drink some water when you're done. No, really. Like, a lot of water.
4. Barium: The other white meat.
2. Approved by Balco Laboratories.
1. Sure, it looks like crap, but it tastes like crap too!