Thursday, October 09, 2008

Blood Results

My blood is clean -- reports were negative!

I also went for my two-year CT Scan today. I simply love the taste of Barium in the morning. Now they're flavoring it with orange, so it tastes like orange chalk. "I ask you," in the incredulous voice of Lane Meyers, "which is worse? To drink a chalk-flavored drink, or to drink a chalk-flavored drink that is masked with crappy orange flavor to try to make you forget about the chalk-flavored drink?"

Answer: I'm not sure it matters. It's the difference between


...and...


Either way, it fails. But (not to mention the DRE), if the worst thing I have to complain about is the horrible taste of barium (and the DRE), I'm still ahead of the game.

5 comments:

hard.rox said...

Congratulations, Fish! Here's to many, many more clean bills of health.

Redlefty said...

Awesome.

Mary said...

congratulations! that is wonderful news!
i had to drink barium once and the nurse told me it tasted like chocolate slim-fast...
notsomuch

Eric said...

Congrats Rob! I'm so stoked for you. I hear that cancer can't survive century bike rides, so just keep hammering on those! Great news on a Friday my friend!

Fishmagic said...

Congratulations!!!