I have not been a victim nor have I been a perpetrator of road rage, as outlined below. Still, in these increasingly dangerous times, I am considering the creation of a new Chuck Norris ride along partner. You see people with these things in the HOV lanes of major cities, scofflaws who need to get to work a little quicker, so they use "fake" people so policemen won't harrass them. Mine would look like Chuck Norris.
Why Chuck Norris? Consider the facts(FYI, some Chuck-tough language here...).
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.