Saturday, February 10, 2007

Motivation...NOT!

If you're like me (perish the thought--the psyche bills alone are burdensome at best, crushing at worst) you despise those motivational posters. You know the ones.

Now, there's a place for me, and people like me.

For over two decades, the multi-billion dollar motivation industry has unleashed untold suffering upon the workplaces, schools and civil institutions of the world- in the insidious form of the motivational poster. By the millions they have been sold and displayed- these dark instruments of corporate propaganda. While promising to stimulate "Hope", "Success" and "Teamwork", instead these tools of coercion and intimidation have inspired only grief, anger and nausea.


In 1998, one company dared to fight back, as Despair, Inc. introduced Demotivator,
satirical products reverse-engineered from the most powerful motivational posters ever inflicted upon mankind. And now, with the Parody Motivator Generator, we place those very same tools in YOUR less-capable hands.

You can turn the motivational world on it's head with THIS SITE. Now, you can create your own Fake Motivational Posters, unleashing your creativity and general spoofiness. Create your own and redesign your cube or office...


6 comments:

Redlefty said...

That link rocks! I will be making much, much use of this incredible online tool.

FishrCutB8 said...

I cannot WAIT to see what you come up with....

hardrox said...

We've been on the Despair mailing list the last four years. Great stuff. Will hopefully use the "make your own calendar" feature for Christmas presents next year.

runningshorts said...

Love the site.

Lieutenant Dan said...

Oh this is just so wrong !!!! I know a certain executive business coach and public speaking sensation who needs to see this !

That fish looks very familiar too !

...wrong on so many levels i dont know were to begin!

FishrCutB8 said...

....so wrong, and yet, so right....