Dude, think how much faster you'll be on the bike now. Plus you get the huge advantage of blinding your opponents when that morning sun hits them just right. :)
Nice legs. Now go out and give everyone you see sunglasses to protect their eyes from the glare off your freshly shorn legs. Oh. BTWE-you'll be 11ty times faster than you were before, although, admittedly, that still ain't fast. :-)
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Dude, think how much faster you'll be on the bike now. Plus you get the huge advantage of blinding your opponents when that morning sun hits them just right. :)
Nice legs. Now go out and give everyone you see sunglasses to protect their eyes from the glare off your freshly shorn legs. Oh. BTWE-you'll be 11ty times faster than you were before, although, admittedly, that still ain't fast. :-)
Lisa says "I'll contribute if you'll shave those apathetic cats" Can't they give you ANY enthusiasm?
Dude, those pictures are gross, especially over my morning coffee. But, I'm still proud to be on your team.
Covered Bridge ride tomorrow as my tune-up for next week.
Next it will be panty hose and stiletto heels, huh? :)
I would LOVE to be elenty times faster than I am, and like that...
The kittehs are never interested, unless it's time for food or a brushing. Then they're miraculously alert and emotionally avaialble.
Sorry about your coffee, Fishmagic. I'll buy you a cup next Sunday.
Stilettos? Maybe at $3,000...hmmmmmmm.
I might get you to $3000 if you promise to NEVER make me look at you shaving your inner thigh again...ugh!
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