Guest Blogger...Little Fish Takes the Bike Quiz

If you could have any one — and only one — bike in the world, what would it be? A Schwinn because I like Schwinns.

Do you already have that coveted dream bike? If so, is it everything you hoped it would be? If not, are you working toward getting it? If you’re not working toward getting it, why not? Because it's a lot of money. I have a Schwinn, but I want a lowrider Schwinn that's teal.

If you had to choose one — and only one — bike route to do every day for the rest of your life, what would it be, and why? Alaska.

Do you ride both road and mountain bikes? If both, which do you prefer and why? If only one or the other, why are you so narrow minded? No. I have a mountain bike.

Have you ever ridden a recumbent? If so, why? If not, describe the circumstances under which you would ride a recumbent. No. But I would ride one.

Have you ever raced a triathlon? If so, have you also ever tried strangling yourself with dental floss? No, I don't think I have. But, I did ride one designed by Big FishrCutB8 (aka Daddy-O).

Suppose you were forced to either give up ice cream or bicycles for the rest of your life. Which would you give up, and why? I hate to say it, but bicycles because I'm always falling off. You can't fall off ice cream!

If you could race anyone in a mountain bike race, who would it be? My nemesis, KT.

You’re riding your bike in the wilderness (if you’re a roadie, you’re on a road, but otherwise the surroundings are quite wilderness-like) and you see a bear. The bear sees you. What do you do? Act like I'm dead.......I think.

What is a question you think this questionnaire should have asked, but has not? Also, answer it: How many times do you estimate have you fallen off your bike? At least ten.