There comes a time in each person's life where he or she must decide to Fish Or Cut Bait...this is mine.
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Top 10 Signs The Fish Might be Getting in Shape
10. No longer makes "the old man noise" when he stands up or sits down.
9. I can almost breathe while riding in the drops.
8. That 60-something-year-old guy I see in my travels no longer seems REALLY fast.
7. The guy who yelled, "Go get 'em Lance" doesn't know about the surgery.
6. I can climb the hill near my daughter's school and the sound I make at the top is "breathing" not "wheezing".
5. When I jumped on it after passing a posse of guys near Harrisburg's MUT, one of them was heard to say, "Man, that s**t is crazy."
4. I went with the breakaway group on the club ride and I didn't die...
3. My wife asks how my ride went and I can manage more than monosyllabic grunts.
2. Passing a rather large woman tonight, she asked me to pick her up on my way back.
1. I sprinted past two pit bulls and felt I had what I needed in my legs if I needed to go, go, go....
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I think you're ready for the Harrisburg Tri in 3 weeks...well, 2 1/2. Flat course, and a downstream swim.
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